Screwed.edu
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
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