I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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