I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
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