oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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