Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
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My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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