doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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