we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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