so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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