You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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