I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
