I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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