can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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