didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
Randomize
