: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize
