who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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