why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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