Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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