If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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