But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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