Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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