Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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