WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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