we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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