i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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