I can tuck mytits in my pants
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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