Cold hands, warm shart.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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