I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
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