he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
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