You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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