Dual....:-)
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Why is your signature on my underwear?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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