Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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