It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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