It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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