Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Randomize
