If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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