i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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