I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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