i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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