We should be called the Road Head Warriors
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
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