I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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