You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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