i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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