I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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