we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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