fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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