I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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