i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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