Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
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Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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