Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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