I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Randomize
