Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
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