There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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