I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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