Do you still have your period?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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