I wanna bring you to show and tell
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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